Saturday, December 1, 2007
Questions & Answers: + other updates.....
My people how una dey? I know its been long i last updated, but i thank God almighty that everything is over now, and im fine and kicking. Thank you very much to everyone who cared, and writting this post im filled with gratitude that people i actually haven't met in person have my interest at heart and care about my well-being.....This is very awesome.
I cant stop thanking people like: Ugo, 30+, hopeful b!, jaybabe, aija, olamild, nyemoni, ibo dude, catwalq, nneka.... I am really impressed by your comments, and i want to assure you guys that im fine and healthy.
Its no more news, but i have finished my exams, suppose to go to naija on the 7th, had the ticket since two months back, but the sad thig is, i cant leave and then have my * over here and imagine not seeing her for 1 month pus....anyway i decided to go to the airport and make some date changes to the end of the month, and lie to folks back home that something came up and bla bla bla.....but to my surprise, the whole plane going to naija from SA from the 14th dec till 7th Jan has been fully booked, not even a single chance of putting me on the stand-by. Anyway i got a week extension till 14th, and this when i mentioned to her made her face brighter abit from the whole crying she has been doing.....but the thing is, I AM NOT RUNNING OR LEAVING YOU, I AM JUST GOING HOME FOR XMAS HOLIDAYS.....but she wouldnt stop sulking....she claims to understand, but cries more than the understanding person...abeg make una help me put am for prayers, make she no go die if i waka go naija....
During this time next year i was next to not even broke, but this year 2007, its a whole new ball game....im almost a broker/.....hahahaha.....my phone rings more than 50 times a day now, and 70% from naija....and its not even chritmas yet, and you know what that means......and IM A BLOODY STUDENT!......no they wont understand that part of my sentence.....anyway i will try my best and buy what i can...and story some people...though im not a story teller, but in this circumstance...hmmmmm i think a nice story line will do the majic for me, so anybody wants to help with the script....so i can begin rehearsals now....so they no go catch the storyline....
anyway nothing too new with me, just been the normal ugly big headed boi around...so mind you when you drive pass so my head no go cause accident.....hahahahaha
I found some Questions and Answers that i found very funny, and i wanted to share with you guys, since this is the period of happiness.....
Questions & Answers:
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
My people make una enjoy small small ooohh.....you know say awuf dey spoil belle........peace out....
I cant stop thanking people like: Ugo, 30+, hopeful b!, jaybabe, aija, olamild, nyemoni, ibo dude, catwalq, nneka.... I am really impressed by your comments, and i want to assure you guys that im fine and healthy.
Its no more news, but i have finished my exams, suppose to go to naija on the 7th, had the ticket since two months back, but the sad thig is, i cant leave and then have my * over here and imagine not seeing her for 1 month pus....anyway i decided to go to the airport and make some date changes to the end of the month, and lie to folks back home that something came up and bla bla bla.....but to my surprise, the whole plane going to naija from SA from the 14th dec till 7th Jan has been fully booked, not even a single chance of putting me on the stand-by. Anyway i got a week extension till 14th, and this when i mentioned to her made her face brighter abit from the whole crying she has been doing.....but the thing is, I AM NOT RUNNING OR LEAVING YOU, I AM JUST GOING HOME FOR XMAS HOLIDAYS.....but she wouldnt stop sulking....she claims to understand, but cries more than the understanding person...abeg make una help me put am for prayers, make she no go die if i waka go naija....
During this time next year i was next to not even broke, but this year 2007, its a whole new ball game....im almost a broker/.....hahahaha.....my phone rings more than 50 times a day now, and 70% from naija....and its not even chritmas yet, and you know what that means......and IM A BLOODY STUDENT!......no they wont understand that part of my sentence.....anyway i will try my best and buy what i can...and story some people...though im not a story teller, but in this circumstance...hmmmmm i think a nice story line will do the majic for me, so anybody wants to help with the script....so i can begin rehearsals now....so they no go catch the storyline....
anyway nothing too new with me, just been the normal ugly big headed boi around...so mind you when you drive pass so my head no go cause accident.....hahahahaha
I found some Questions and Answers that i found very funny, and i wanted to share with you guys, since this is the period of happiness.....
Questions & Answers:
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
My people make una enjoy small small ooohh.....you know say awuf dey spoil belle........peace out....
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Hahahaha..Nice Q and A eh! LOL..I feel you on the coming home thing o! I wish I could help you with a solid script to act broke, but you're on your own cos i have no ideas...one more thing....you're welcome! ;-)
hahahahahahahah
buhahahah
tres funny
Make sure u take good care of your gurl b4 u go to 9ja o
and watch out 4 those chicks
ehn make em no eye u o.
@nyemoni.... thanks for stopping by, but i was really counting on you on the script thing, now u have failed me...what will i do? oooohhhh!....
@olamild.......very funny hey....my girl is my first priority, i dont joke with her....i changed my ticket date cos of her, and might even dicide not to go again (lol...big joke)....i'll watch with my two eyes open in naija, cos i know their eyes dey shook!
Hey..its good to hear you are fine. I was scared for you oo! We all were.
Just go home this xmas boy. There's just no place like that one. Tell her in no time you'll be with her again. I know how painful it is, when your better half has to be away from you, even if its for a coupla days.
Those questions and answers nearly broke all of my ribs ooo!
Acting script? This boy? Are you okay? Tell them the truth now, why act? Won't they understand?
LMAO!!!! The difference between and wifey and gf bit got me thinking...
Interesting blog you have here :)
@Jaybabe....thanks for the advice and thanks for stopping by....hahaha
@Queen of My Castle.....funny indeed...
@Suby....thank you for coming by, and hope to see you more often..
Aaah. How sweet that your girlfriend doesn't want you to leave. Funny Q and A...
Oh my dayz, don't believe I am just commenting on this. Obi where did you get these questions. lol they are hilarious. Abeg don't stay too long in Nigeria o
hummmmmm....i take someone's been talking behind my back...oh ok ohhh
Hahahahahhaha Dead funny...
Glad to see you are ok and have a wonderful woman in your life...No break her hearth oh.
passed by...
FO...Judging from your profile pic, is there something you want to tell us? LOL
thanks pple for dropping by....im dropping this comment from naija...yes nigeria...just go in now....i cant even gist you..its so ugly and sad..but happy to see my family sha...take care people...
@Queen...LOL it's just one of those beautiful miracles of mother-nature we all lvoe to be part of...as for me,just waitn for the right time!! (which cld be soon..*winks)
@obi...one tin bout nigeria is,it's always beautifully ugly..is like noones doing anytin bout the rate of poverty...but liek they say 'there's no place like home'...chin up nd enjoy it wen u can...or if u like,it's never too late to come back *winks
how una dey?
we dey oooohhh.....my next update: "very ugly experience with virgin nigeria"
....how una dey?
Hello dear, how have you been? compliments of the season.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Let me know when you update, ok?
Nice blog brovs, hoping you should be writing more frequently.
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