LIVE in EKO!

How una dey my people?

I know by now you must have been angry with me for not updating, but I will not blame you sha, but also dont blame your boi, because man pikin don enter eko(lagos) and you know the hussle and bussle of lagos how it is here.....Mehn! I don miss plenty things sha...But it was a very very sad journey for me, and I will say the saddest ever of me going to naija...but then I will leave it for another day's post, because I am here just to touch base with una and also wish una hapy christmas, bal ka de sallah and happy new year in advance.

Anyway lemme give you a tip of my sad trip to naija......I left johannesburg with two luggages, and even paid for excess luggage, because im supposed to carry nothing more than 40KG, but i have total of 63KG, so i coughed out money and paid, and one bag was larger and heavier than the other...anyway the bottom line is that, by the time I arrived MM International Airport in Lagos, I could only find one of my luggages (the small one) and the large on came out EMPTY!!!!!! .......yes your guess is as good as the truth, THEY ROBBED ME...THEY STOLE EVERYTHING IN MY BAG BEFORE I COULD SET MY EYES ON IT, AND IT WAS VIRGIN NIGERIA AIRCRAFT I CAME WITH....

Anyway how una dey, its just a tip of whats been making me sad all along, just that im in communication with them now on how to replace few of the things sha....so when im done with them, I will come with the full gist....trust me.

Lagos has been keeping me a lil lively...so many shows, i cant believe it, from one show to the other, but the rthym unplugged was best for me...so many things happening in naija sha....Another good thing....I was covered on the MADA Magazine december issue....go and buy it...LOL.....i remember sinem contacting sometime ago about it...finally im a Celeb on mag???? LOL...anyway it was nice sha....Ugo was there and mr. fineboy as well....it was something about blog sha....

How have you guys been enjoying the holidays? "IF YOU'RE STILL SITTIN' DOWN. YOU'RE SITTING ON A LONG THING"...... thats like the most common slang in lagos now...though originally used by D'banj on his song.

The internet is not that favourable...so i'll leave you now, but make sure you enjoy your holiday having fun and I hope we all enjoy the new year 2008.

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.

Questions & Answers: + other updates.....

My people how una dey? I know its been long i last updated, but i thank God almighty that everything is over now, and im fine and kicking. Thank you very much to everyone who cared, and writting this post im filled with gratitude that people i actually haven't met in person have my interest at heart and care about my well-being.....This is very awesome.

I cant stop thanking people like: Ugo, 30+, hopeful b!, jaybabe, aija, olamild, nyemoni, ibo dude, catwalq, nneka.... I am really impressed by your comments, and i want to assure you guys that im fine and healthy.

Its no more news, but i have finished my exams, suppose to go to naija on the 7th, had the ticket since two months back, but the sad thig is, i cant leave and then have my * over here and imagine not seeing her for 1 month pus....anyway i decided to go to the airport and make some date changes to the end of the month, and lie to folks back home that something came up and bla bla bla.....but to my surprise, the whole plane going to naija from SA from the 14th dec till 7th Jan has been fully booked, not even a single chance of putting me on the stand-by. Anyway i got a week extension till 14th, and this when i mentioned to her made her face brighter abit from the whole crying she has been doing.....but the thing is, I AM NOT RUNNING OR LEAVING YOU, I AM JUST GOING HOME FOR XMAS HOLIDAYS.....but she wouldnt stop sulking....she claims to understand, but cries more than the understanding person...abeg make una help me put am for prayers, make she no go die if i waka go naija....

During this time next year i was next to not even broke, but this year 2007, its a whole new ball game....im almost a broker/.....hahahaha.....my phone rings more than 50 times a day now, and 70% from naija....and its not even chritmas yet, and you know what that means......and IM A BLOODY STUDENT!......no they wont understand that part of my sentence.....anyway i will try my best and buy what i can...and story some people...though im not a story teller, but in this circumstance...hmmmmm i think a nice story line will do the majic for me, so anybody wants to help with the script....so i can begin rehearsals now....so they no go catch the storyline....

anyway nothing too new with me, just been the normal ugly big headed boi around...so mind you when you drive pass so my head no go cause accident.....hahahahaha

I found some Questions and Answers that i found very funny, and i wanted to share with you guys, since this is the period of happiness.....


Questions & Answers:

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.


My people make una enjoy small small ooohh.....you know say awuf dey spoil belle........peace out....